Monday, January 15, 2018

Checking In

Hi Y'all! It's been quite some time since I've written (ok, more like EONS!) But I just wanted to let you know I've actually started uploading our artwork. I've just posted something in Pastels, and I hope to have lots more uploaded by the end of the day.
***Everything's for sale, unless I've marked it as an example! If you've a question about anything, pls don't hesitate to write!***
Thank you &God bless!
Kim / ask Momma

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Sneak Peek from One of My Books

Here’s a sneak peek from the book I’m writing called “The Girl in the Diary.” Some of it is probably not going to stay in the final edited book, but this is just part of the scene that popped into my head one day.




Taylor tiptoed towards the middle of the room, an odd feeling coming over her, like someone was staring at her. Well, no one’s been here for a while, Taylor thought, wiping a thick layer of dust off of the corner of the desk. She moved towards the bookshelves, scanning the books for an interesting read. She noted the Victorian-style pillars in the corners of the room, with intricate carvings in the white marble. She tripped on a large, multicolored braided rug, and picked herself up. She absentmindedly ran her hand over the smooth covers of the books, staring at large cobwebs which hung in the corners of the ceiling.

The books all appeared to be history and math books. Bored, Taylor turned again to the desk, noticing three books which she hadn’t seen before in the middle. She plopped into the dusty desk chair, in front of the desk which had a small cup holding old pencils, with old, brittle pens laying on the its rough surface. She picked up the first yellow leather-bound book. “Fairytales by Scarlet Cistern,” Taylor read the large, curly-cue letters scrawled across the front. She laid it aside, and picked up the second book. This one said “Animal Picture Book” on its blue velvet cover. Laying that on the first book, she picked up the last one.

The book was a leather notebook, the kind used for school notes or a journal. It had a thin bookmark ribbon, matching the book’s scarlet color. There was only one word on it front, written in italic gold letters: Regina. It was held closed by a red elastic band.

Taylor opened the book, and flipped quickly through the pages. They were oddly blank. No lines, even though it was a notebook. “That’s weird.” Taylor commented, examining the book closely. Then she gathered all three books, opened the desk’s small drawer, and laid the books inside. Then she stood up, walking back to the bookshelves.

Suddenly, Kiki hissed and jumped off Taylor’s shoulder, hair standing on end. She bolted up the stairs, out of the room.

Taylor stared after her. A foreboding feeling washed over her as she stared at the desk. Laying open on the desk’s rough surface was the scarlet notebook. Wait, didn’t I just put that in the drawer? Taylor wondered, and again she felt like she was being watched. It seemed to come from the scarlet book. Taylor inched towards the desk, and lifted the notebook with a shaking hand.

A tiny black dot appeared on the left page, slowly growing bigger, until it ran down the paper, forming a long thin line. More dots appeared, spilling down the page like ink. Taylor read as the lines turned into letters: TAYLOR. Taylor yelled in alarm, throwing the book across the room, and ran up the stairs, slamming the old door behind her.




             This hasn't been edited yet, so if anything sounded weird, that's why. I've probably said this already, but my mom is going to be my editor. She's great at grammar, and just by talking to her about the storyline, I've gotten ideas to add/subtract. My friends, Kielan and Carter, also have come up with a bunch of ideas. Without all of their input, this book would be very, very boring. ❤❤❤

             It's really fun to write stuff. Kielan and I like writing so much we've written quite a few short stories in our writing competitions. By the time we're 30 we're going to have like a 7,000 page book. ๐Ÿ˜œ

             Well, I have to go. The Evanster needs babysitting lol ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

                                                                   


                                                                 -Moira

             PS
             You should really listen to Taylor Swift's new album, Reputation. I have a zillion songs stuck in my head from that album. It's great!!! (Of course, I always love her songs lmro) LMRO = Laughing My Rump Off (Kielan and I came up with that lol)



Friday, December 15, 2017

Evan is a Lot Heavier than He Looks

                       Usually when Momma does the dishes or any other thing, she asks me to watch Evan, my nephew. She has a play yard set up for him on a rug, and I usually sit in there with him to babysit. Tonight, a few hours ago, I went to sit in it with him. Normal. Right? Not so much.

            This time, we were walking in a circle like we were running at the track. So, just to be silly, I said, "Evan, why don't we work out? Let's do some sit-ups." So, I laid down.

            That's when it happened. Evan waddled over and sat on my face. His butt is a lot heavier than you'd think. Especially when its smothering your face. How he sits normally on my face without moving is confusing, since my nose is poking him right in the rump.

            Anyway, he then decided to crawl into my stomach, smacking my face with his feet as he did so. He started bouncing on my stomach, which hurt, because he was kneeling.

            After a while he got bored, so he climbed off. So the lesson of this is to never try to do sit-ups with a 17 2/3-month-old walking around.๐Ÿ˜…

            That's really all I have to update! Just though you all would like to hear what happened today. ๐Ÿ˜Š

            Also, the Girl in the Diary has over 40 pages written. On the Wings of Pegasus has over 30, and I'm writing a book called the Chance of a Lifetime as a contest with one of my best friends Kielan. WOOT!!๐Ÿค“

Monday, November 20, 2017

Feeding Escipade



             So, how are all my fans who absolutely adore my writings and wait with bated breath for my new posts? *Cricket...cricket...* No? Nothing? No one at all? Phooey. I thought I had millions of fans. I just have to be funnier! Weeeeeeell, do I have a whopper of a story to tell!

             So last night (11/19/17) Momma and I went out to do our usual feeding chores. I love going out to feed. I mean, who wouldn't love to go outside in 15 or colder degree weather with the wind whipping your hair and snow in your face? Not to mention getting blasted with the noise of your always-hungry, ticked-off ducks quacking at you at 10PM, possibly waking up the neighbors. Don't you just love to leave the warmth of your house at night to find all of the animal water buckets frozen? The whacking and smacking it takes to get it out is the best workout routine. It's extra rewarding when pieces of ice ping off of your face, with your audience of laughing birds getting goosed (literally, we have a goose who never goes far enough away to not get a piece of ice in the tush) in the background. Then it's on so sloshing their food into their bowls, after getting covered in water from filling their water buckets and walking like Anna in Frozen when she goes into the trading post. The food splashes onto your already goop-covered legs to give extra pizzazz to your outfit. After all of this fun stuff, how could anyone resist going out and feeding the closest farm animals????? ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆƒ

             No, in truth, I do love to go out and feed. I love the snow and I just made it sound a thousand times worse than it really is. Only dummies like me go out without ski pants, so that's why we get covered in ice. Poor Anna never had the option of ski pants.

             Actually, the highlight of last night's feeding was the tumble my Mum took.

             I was getting the hay for the horses (which is under a tarp that's partially covered by with snow.) I pulled on a great big glob of it, and right in that instant, Momma's (who had been holding the tarp open for me,) feet slip on the snowy tarp. I looked up to see her fly up in the air, hang there for a second, then land with a plop. This is the following conversation:

             "Are - hahahahahaha - are you - heeheeheehee - ok-kay?"

             "Yeah - heeheeheehee - I am! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - that was FUN!!!!!"

             "Good - HOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHOOEE -"

             (Add a bunch more laughs while Momma picks herself up. Then add crossed legs to prevent any leakage.)

             After we get the horses fed, I'm smacking the goats's water bucket out. I tell Momma, "It's like in the Lego Movie, I'm standing there getting the hay, then I heard a woosh. Then I hear a plunk, and looking over, you're rolling around on the ground yelling 'that was FUN!'"

             Again with the crossed legs. When we get out of the horse pen and head towards the house, Momma is still laughing. I guess this explains the yellow trail from the garage door to the horse pen I discovered the next morning. (<- No, that didn't really happen.)

             So that's the weird story of the Funny Farm day. I hope you thought it was as funny as I did.

             One thing's for sure: There's never a dull moment around here. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

Sunday, September 24, 2017

MIRANDA LAMBERT FAN #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


         Well hallo everyone! I'm so excited for tomorrow night! Why? Because Momma and I are going to go see Miranda Lambert at the Sullivan Arena! WOOOOOOT!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ต So cool!!!!!!! I love her and Carrie Underwood, so you can imagine what my  reaction was when I first heard the song "Something Bad" by them. ๐Ÿ˜‚

         I've been working on the book "the Girl in the Diary," and now it's over 30 pages long! YAAAAY!! Progress!! ๐Ÿ˜„ I'm finally getting to the good part, so now it's hard for me to stop writing it lol! ๐Ÿ’–

         We (Momma and I) just moved two birds outta my room on Saturday. Since one was a Cochin Bantam and the other was a Muscovy duck, they were a pretty stinky pair. ๐Ÿคข

         I wonder if I'll actually get my books published... Maybe I'll self-publish, or whatever it's called. I dunno. I just like writing books, even if no one reads them lol. ☺

         So... as you probably can tell, I've obviously found the emoji maker thingymabobber. It's fun using these! My phone doesn't have emojis, so I like to go crazy on here I guess. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

         I have Taylor Swift's newest song, "Ready for it...?" Stuck in my head. It's super catchy, so beware to everyone who listens to it after this, since it'll probably be stuck in your head for a while. ๐Ÿ˜œ

         Hmmmm... I have an idea. I'm going to show who I like and I don't like with emojis, kk?

         Justin Bieber                                         ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ท
         Taylor Swift                                          ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’š❤๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—❣๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž
         Carrie Underwood                                ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„☺๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜
         Ed Sheeran                                           ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคข
         Sam Smith                                            ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†☹๐Ÿ˜’
         Maroon 5                                              ☺๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ป
         Imagine Dragons                                  ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’“
         Fallout Boy                                           ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•
         Demi Lovato                                         ❣๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’š
         Passenger                                              ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜•
         Grace Vanderwaal                                ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’  (I'm listening to her right now lol)
         Haliee Steinfeld                                   ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ☺๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š
         Hollyn                                                   ✝๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ˜Š



         Okay, just for the heck of it, I'm going to randomly put emojis on here:

         ☃⛄๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒท๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ”๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘”๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ•ถ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽท๐ŸŽง๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŽš♠๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ€„๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”ˆ๐ŸŽš๐Ÿ”ˆ๐ŸŽš♣๐ŸŽš♣♣♣
๐ŸŽด♠๐ŸŽš♠๐ŸŽš♠๐ŸŽ›๐ŸŽด๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ€„๐ŸŽš๐Ÿ”‰๐Ÿ””๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ””๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ“ข๐ŸŽน๐Ÿ”ช⚔๐Ÿ’ป⌨๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ–จ๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ—ž๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ“ง✉๐Ÿง๐Ÿ’ท๐Ÿ’ถ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“ ๐ŸŽด๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคš๐Ÿค™✌๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š

         Okay, that's enough. I gotta go. Thanks for listening to my babbling!


                        ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŽƒ✌๐Ÿ™ŒBye and Happy Early Halloween!๐Ÿ™Œ✌๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ
                                                               -MSF


         (๐Ÿ‘Œ China!) ๐Ÿ˜†




















        

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

         

          Woot! Parodies are so fun to do. My friend Kielan and I are making a bunch of parodies, so we can put them on a future YouTube channel. We're called "the Friesian Freaks." The channel is nameless, (haven't figured out a name yet) but we're also making videos with our horse stuffed animals/felt horse figurines.

          Here's a list of the parodies:

          1. Nothing Holding Me Back by Shawn Mendes
          2. Hello by Adele
          3. California Girls by Katy Perry (we call it "making a Katy Parody")
          4. Irresistible by Fallout Boy feat. Demi Lovato
          5. Roar by Katy Perry
          6. You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift
          7. Try by Colbie Caillat
          8. Blown Away by Carrie Underwood
          9. Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato
          10. Tik Tok by Kesha
          11. Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift
          12. Cool for the Summer by Demi Lovato
          13. Confident by Demi Lovato
          14. Can't Stop the Feeling by Justin Timberlake
          15. Happy by Pharrell Williams
          16. Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift
          17. Bad Liar by Selena Gomez
          18. Same Old Love by Selena Gomez
          19. Fetish by Selena Gomez
          20. Good for You by Selena Gomez
          21. Shake it Off by Taylor Swift
          22. Bad Blood by Taylor Swift
          23. My House by Flo Rida (it's gonna be shorter than the real song, since there isn't any rap in our version)
          24. Come and Get It by Selena Gomez
          25. Say Something by A Great Big World
          26. Titanium by David Guetta feat. Sia
          27. Sad Song by Christina Perri
          28. Brave by Sara Bareilles
          29. The Greatest by Sia
          30. Be OK by Ingrid Michaelson
          31. Girls Chase Boys by Ingrid Michaelson
          32. Sick of Being Told by Grace Vanderwaal
          33. Moonlight by Grace Vanderwaal
          34. Clay by Grace Vanderwaal
          35. Me Too by Meghan Trainor
          36. All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor
          37. NO by Meghan Trainor
          38. Afterlife by Ingrid Michaelson
          39. ...Ready for It? By Taylor Swift
          40. Alaska by Maggie Rogers

          That's a huge list, huh? Well, only 3, 6, and 8 are written. 1, 2, 5, 32, 34, and 39 are in progress. It's fun, but it IS hard. One thing's for sure; we have our work cut out for us.

          Kielan and I also have written a few songs, but I'm not going to give the names out yet, since we're still making sure they sound right. Maybe we'll out them on the channel, once it's up!

          I'm thinking of adding a few Imagine Dragons and Coldplay songs to the list of parodies. You should look up a few of the songs, especially the Grace Vanderwaal ones. I heard her for the first time a few months ago, and now she's one of my favorites! (She was on America's Got Talent last year.)

          Kielan and I are also getting pretty far into our books. She's writing a bunch of cool books, but under the penalty of being Gibbslapped, I can't give anything away as to what they're about. Dang it. I love spoiling stuff lol.

          My books, on the other hand, I can blab all I want so here I go: The Girl in the Diary has more than 20 pages written, The Horses of Echo Falls Bk 1 has more than 15, Windswept Acres Bk 1 has more than 70, The Silver Butterfly had over 20, and one I'm temporarily calling On the Wings of Pegasus has over 2. <- Lol I have the idea all figured out, but I have yet to actually write it.

          Oh, and this may be really weird, but I'm writing an Archie Fanfiction, since a few of my friends are writing fanfictions, including one about Pokรฉmon lol. Mine is off to a good start, but probably really weird to all people who haven't read Archie comics, so I'm just going to describe it when I'm done.

          Well, I have to go help Momma with Evan. Who, BTW, is now 1 and 1 1/2 months old! He's so cute and big! I'm sad, since he doesn't look like the tiny chubby lil nephew he was a year ago. Now he's taller, less chubby, and is interacting a lot more. Don't get me wrong, he's still ADORABLE, just not as baby-ish.

          I like being an aunt. :) (Just means I can spoil a baby and pass 'em off onto their parents when they get crabby lol!)

          Gotta go... Ciao!

                                Your local crazy, parody-writing, horse-lovin', Catholic weirdo,
                                                                                      M. S. Fasser
                                                                                               ^
                                                         Looks like a cool author way to write my name lol

Saturday, June 10, 2017

         

          HELLO! Happy Father's Day Eve! ๐Ÿ˜‹

          So, for a while now I've been on a horse-drawing spree. I've done 9 drawings in 3 months. I know that doesn't sound like a lot, but for once I've been doing them realistically, which is pretty hard. ๐Ÿ˜• I did two for a friend for her birthday, and I'll get some pictures of them all if i can.

          Anyway, I've also been working on my books... So, there are three, two I've already told you guys about. The one I just started working on last month is called The Girl in the Diary, and my two amazing friends are helping me write it, which is a lot of fun. In fact, about 60% of the whole story was made by my friends after I told them the main storyline. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

          What's it about? Well, here's the idea:

          Taylor Rose is an ordinary, almost 15 year old girl who lives with ordinary parents, and has ordinary friends. The last thing she expects her summer to include are ghosts, serial killers, and being orphaned. (๐Ÿ˜ฑ) But that is exactly what happens when she is dropped off at her uncle's supposedly haunted mansion after her parents were suspiciously killed in a car crash. She finds an creepy diary in her abusive uncle's basement, with one word on the cover: Regina. Finding that book is the first of very many odd and chilling things that happen to her after she starts investigating her parents' deaths.

          In short, Taylor's uncle seems to be trying to keep her from finding out what happened the night her parents died, and keeps her from looking around the mansion. Is he connected to her parents' deaths? What is he hiding? And what does the book (which is blank, and that's weird for a diary) have to do with it all? You'll find out if I ever publish the books! ๐Ÿ˜Š

          Anyway, I have to go. Evan's in his walker, and now that he can walk pretty fast in it, we have to be pretty fast at running after him. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿšด

          I've been watching a lot of Star Trek lately, so as my favorite character would say:

                                 Live long and prosper ๐Ÿ––

                                                                       ๐Ÿด-Moira S F ๐ŸŽ


          PS
          The animals say hi! ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆ†